Quote of The Month: September voting

Welcome one and all to the Quote Of The Month feature! By now, you all should know the drill, but for you newbies out there, I'll explain what this is and how it works.

Every time I post, I include a quote at the bottom of my blog. This quote is from a comment a MyIGN user has made on a blog somewhere. At the end of the month, I compile every quote I've used in that month and you guys vote for your favorites in three categories. Each quote can only win one award per month. The winner of the big award will have a header made featuring their quote and the award. This user will have the option to use the header themself, or if they don't, I might use it myself for the month. The three categories you can vote for are:

Quote Of The Month: This award is for your favorite quote of the month. This is the big award whose winner will have a header made.

Worst Quote To Say To Children: A child's innocence is their most precious possession. The winner of this award is the one that will destroy that the most.

Best Out-Of-Context Quote Of The Month: This is pretty simple. Many of the quotes I use are perfectly fine in their normal context, and only become funny or absurd when they stand alone. This award is for the quote that sees the most dramatic change between being within its context and being taken from it.

As a special benefit, each quote below is linked to the post it came from. Search the comments sections of those posts to see how they were originally used.

And now that all is explained, here are the candidates for September.

Bram00

"There shall be no feeding! When she dumps me, I shall tell all."

D_Bone_ur_sister

“The thumbs up was the best part, besides the lack of pants of course.”

fantaffx

“Someday i will have that much free time, and it will be glorious!!!”

LeCambrioleur

“What is a panus and how can I get one?”

MajesticMaverick (BOCQOTM)

“That's my sister. She's 17. Yes, that's bad”

Murdock1114 (WQSC)