...so in lieu of quality content, here's a blog full of quotes from one of the funniest characters to have ever existed: Groucho Marx. I was inspired by a recent status update made by Fellstrike.
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.
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I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
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Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.
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Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
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She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.
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I intend to live forever, or die trying.
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I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
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One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know.
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Humor is reason gone mad.
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Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.
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Why a four-year-old child could understand this report. Run out and find me a four-year-old child. I can't make head nor tail out of it.
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Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.
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I'm not crazy about reality, but it's still the only place to get a decent meal.
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I have nothing but respect for you -- and not much of that.
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Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman. Then if you can get the dog to go somewhere and read the book, I might have a little fun.
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Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men -- the other 999 follow women.
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Groucho: You know I think you're the most beautiful woman in the world? Woman: Really? Groucho: No, but I don't mind lying if it gets me somewhere.
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The problem with doing nothing is that you never know when you're finished.
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Don't look now, but there's one man too many in this room, and I think it's you.
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I've been looking for a girl like you - not you, but a girl like you.
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Die, my dear? Why that's the last thing I'll do!
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If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.
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“I'm still in shock over it, it came so fast!”
-Winter444
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