Sorry for the delay on this.
Welcome one and all to the Quote Of The Month feature! By now, you all should know the drill, but for you newbies out there, I'll explain what this is and how it works.
Every time I post, I include a quote at the bottom of my blog. This quote is from a comment a MyIGN user has made on a blog somewhere. At the end of the month, I compile every quote I've used in that month and you guys vote for your favorites in three categories. Each quote can only win one award per month. The winner of the big award will have a header made featuring their quote and the award. This user will have the option to use the header themselves, or if they don't, I might use it myself for the month. The three categories you can vote for are:
Quote Of The Month: This award is for your favorite quote of the month. This is the big award whose winner will have a header made.
Worst Quote To Use In A Pickup Line: This award is for the quote that even Quagmire couldn’t find success with.
Worst Quote To Say To A Police Officer: This category is for the quote that will send you to the land of butt rape and shanking after a simple speed violation.
As a special benefit, each quote below is linked to the post it came from. Search the comments sections of those posts to see how they were originally used.
And now that all is explained, here are the candidates for May.
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Crabby_Bastard
“Yeah, next time you experience chest pain, go ask a waitress for her opinion...”
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hypernova1024
“If a child waltzes into a bar, should we tear down the bar and turn it into a playpen, or should we just usher the child back out and get back to the fun? I say the latter. It's better to put on slippers than to carpet the whole world.”
http://www.ign.com/blogs/adamz5k/2013/05/01/online-courtesy-when-is-it-okay-to-insult-someone-online
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jedi_timmy
“Right hand for typing, left hand for touching.”
www.ign.com/blogs/ryanpalmer/2013/05/02/how-soon-is-now
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MarzSolo
“This might sound bad, but I'm waiting for Muhammad Ali to die because I have an amazing tribute video that I've been waiting to share.”
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MiniChaosTurtle
“Personally, I appreciate the varying duration”
http://www.ign.com/blogs/dennismrozek/2013/05/17/game-length#disqus_thread
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splitend83
“You and your pickle! Why does it always have to be tickled?”
http://www.ign.com/blogs/regal4.1/2013/05/28/why-bioware-games-work#disqus_thread
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umadbroooo
“Opinions are in fact, not like assholes. Last I checked, you can't fuck an opinion.”
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“…my brain never really works anymore, so I sympathize.”
-kasumi_
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