Quote Of The Month: April Winners

April is the month of fools, but only the most popular one is made into a header. Let's find out who won this month's honors.

The winner of the Worst Quote To Say To A Police Officer award is...

evanbio

: "...when I did try to watch it, the whole thing seemed to be centered around rape. Perhaps I didn't give it enough of a chance..."

evanbio won this category by a tiebreaker actually. Both evanbio and Understandout had 4 votes in this category, but evanbio won the tiebreaker by having more votes overall. hypernova1024 also one vote in this category.

The winner of the Worst Quote To Use In A Pickup Line award is:

chilidogg

"I guess someone doesn't want me to have a vagina. They must love my wiener then."

chilidogg was easily the ladies' man of the month, gaining 5 votes in this category compared to Bowser-Claws's 2 votes and evanbio & hypernova1024's 1 vote each.. -

And now for the big award. The winner of April's Quote Of The Month is...

Fellstrike dominated this month with 8 out of 11 votes, with the other votes going to evanbio (2) and chilidogg (1).

Congrats to all of our winners.

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“If a child waltzes into a bar, should we tear down the bar and turn it into a playpen, or should we just usher the child back out and get back to the fun? I say the latter. It's better to put on slippers than to carpet the whole world.”

-hypernova1024

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