Quote Of The Month: April 2013 Voting

Welcome one and all to the Quote Of The Month feature! By now, you all should know the drill, but for you newbies out there, I'll explain what this is and how it works.

Every time I post, I include a quote at the bottom of my blog. This quote is from a comment a MyIGN user has made on a blog somewhere. At the end of the month, I compile every quote I've used in that month and you guys vote for your favorites in three categories. Each quote can only win one award per month. The winner of the big award will have a header made featuring their quote and the award. This user will have the option to use the header themselves, or if they don't, I might use it myself for the month. The three categories you can vote for are:

Quote Of The Month: This award is for your favorite quote of the month. This is the big award whose winner will have a header made.

Worst Quote To Use In A Pickup Line: This award is for the quote that even Quagmire couldn’t find success with.

Worst Quote To Say To A Police Officer: This category is for the quote that will send you to the land of butt rape and shanking after a simple speed violation.

As a special benefit, each quote below is linked to the post it came from. Search the comments sections of those posts to see how they were originally used.

And now that all is explained, here are the candidates for April.

Bowser-Claws

“If that were the case, I would have added strange references to scrotum.”

http://www.ign.com/blogs/gameguy523/2013/04/01/5-changes-that-the-zelda-series-must-make-to-improve-itself

chilidog

"I guess someone doesn't want me to have a vagina. They must love my wiener then."

http://www.ign.com/blogs/ryanpalmer/2013/04/26/i-really-love-the-ladies#disqus_thread

deraj626

"It's not weird when you really think about it"

http://www.ign.com/blogs/troyfullbuster/2013/04/29/what-game-do-you-replay-yearly

evanbio

"...when I did try to watch it, the whole thing seemed to be centered around rape. Perhaps I didn't give it enough of a chance..."

http://www.ign.com/blogs/siphen.0/2013/04/01/myigns-character-of-the-week-game-of-thrones-week-1

Fellstrike

“I bet my maturity can beat up your maturity.”

www.ign.com/blogs/eric_17/2013/04/28/why-dc-is-better-than-marvel

hypernova1024

“I swear like a sailor, I've stolen my fair share of cookies from the cookie jar and I'm a total pervert.”

http://www.ign.com/blogs/bluexusion/2013/04/24/deus-ex-machina#disqus_thread

SirGummicusWourm

“People don't like getting whooped by nuns and told what's right, we do that to kids. Adults, now, swat them with a paddle and you've got some problems your way sister.”

www.ign.com/blogs/gordonfrohman423/2013/04/26/stop-buying-call-of-duty-just-stop

Understandout

“I can't possibly yell "underage!!!" at every one of them. I'm doomed!”

http://www.ign.com/blogs/defybydefault/2013/04/16/when-blair-attacks-a-newsfeed-takeover