Welcome one and all to the Quote Of The Month feature! By now, you all should know the drill, but for you newbies out there, I'll explain what this is and how it works.
Every time I post, I include a quote at the bottom of my blog. This quote is from a comment a MyIGN user has made on a blog somewhere. At the end of the month, I compile every quote I've used in that month and you guys vote for your favorites in three categories. Each quote can only win one award per month. The winner of the big award will have a header made featuring their quote and the award. This user will have the option to use the header themselves, or if they don't, I might use it myself for the month. The three categories you can vote for are:
Quote Of The Month: This award is for your favorite quote of the month. This is the big award whose winner will have a header made.
Worst Quote To Use In A Pickup Line: This award is for the quote that even Quagmire couldn’t find success with.
Worst Quote To Say To A Police Officer: This category is for the quote that will send you to the land of butt rape and shanking after a simple speed violation.
As a special benefit, each quote below is linked to the post it came from. Search the comments sections of those posts to see how they were originally used.
And now that all is explained, here are the candidates for July and August.
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BlackArachnid41
“Don't worry, ma'am. As of 5 hours ago, I am now a medic.”
www.ign.com/blogs/mrsdeanmartin/2013/07/30/look-what-i-made
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BullToad
“What matters to me is that you exist and aren't just a figment of my imagination.”
http://www.ign.com/blogs/wufflesworgen/2013/07/29/a-furry-gamer-has-appeared
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Crabby_Bastard
“I hate Martians. Yes I'm racist.”
http://www.ign.com/blogs/vitaismydaddy/2013/08/14/xbox-one-or-ps4-first-seriously
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footree
"I joined AA, but I didn't know I had to stop drinking. Pff, lame club is lame."
www.ign.com/blogs/dr_acula/2013/08/29/i-joined-face-book-today
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habitablestorm3
“Shy Guys could be fairly creepy dudes if we gave them some adorable little chainsaws and put some blood splatters on their masks.”
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kiera2
“The fact that the world will never be perfect is no excuse not to try to make it better.”
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LPfanatic4ev
“I can honestly say I've never had centipedes in my vagina.”
www.ign.com/blogs/chaos_metroid/2013/08/01/quick-icecream
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ShinjiTakeyama
“They were probably drinking just prior...kool-aid flavored bleach most likely.”
http://www.ign.com/blogs/kensredemption/2013/07/27/apparently-xbots-run-rampant-through-ign
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shmuga9
“Maybe it's YOU that's racist, ya racist!!”
www.ign.com/blogs/paleselan/2013/07/01/punch-out-is-racist
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umadbroooo
“Please, for the love of, if not God, for the sake of everyone else's sanity, as it is painfully clear that it's been long since you last had yours, enough…”
http://www.ign.com/blogs/siphen.0/2013/08/18/siphs-thoughts-on-kick-ass-2
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Winter444
“I'm still in shock over it, it came so fast!”
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“I joined AA, but I didn't know I had to stop drinking. Pff, lame club is lame.”
-footree
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