Welcome one and all to the Quote Of The Month feature! By now, you all should know the drill, but for you newbies out there, I'll explain what this is and how it works.
Every time I post, I include a quote at the bottom of my blog. This quote is from a comment a MyIGN user has made on a blog somewhere. At the end of the month, I compile every quote I've used in that month and you guys vote for your favorites in three categories. Each quote can only win one award per month. The winner of the big award will have a header made featuring their quote and the award. This user will have the option to use the header themselves, or if they don't, I might use it myself for the month. The three categories you can vote for are:
Quote Of The Month: This award is for your favorite quote of the month. This is the big award whose winner will have a header made.
Worst Quote To Use In A Pickup Line: This award is for the quote that even Quagmire couldn’t find success with.
Worst Quote To Say To A Police Officer: This category is for the quote that will send you to the land of butt rape and shanking after a simple speed violation.
As a special benefit, each quote below is linked to the post it came from. Search the comments sections of those posts to see how they were originally used.
And now that all is explained, here are the candidates for January.
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Aquadump
“how's the gay porn market in new york? 'cause i have a friend who wants to know. not me. i don't want to know. i'm not interested in that stuff. but my friend is looking for work as a fluffer.”
http://www.ign.com/blogs/mikebrns/2013/01/10/if-you-love-something-let-other-things-go
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Crabby_Bastard
“I recommend wearing a holster for quick KY access.”
http://www.ign.com/blogs/siphen.0/2013/01/03/so-you-wanna-know-how-to-interact
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Fellstrike
“Many electronic versions of this existed in the 80s and I fondly remember playing with them.”
http://www.ign.com/blogs/siphen.0/2013/01/13/remember-this/
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GreyWardenBeanie
“You know, there are many being on Earth who would be willing to probe you, if that is your desire…”
http://www.ign.com/blogs/greywardenbeanie/2013/01/26/lady-warden-presents-aliens
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GrumpyBalloon
“Well, I was just assuming you were racist so I'd have something to be upset about.”
www.ign.com/blogs/winzen_tween/2013/01/15/the-final-straw-sexism-in-gaming
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nickjamesm7
“I'm not trying to be mean, but I'm sure you heard this somewhere on the internet…”
www.ign.com/blogs/logicallydashing/2013/01/21/is-nintendo-following-the-path-of-sega
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Yogotosleepnow
“I was going to kill you, then I realized you were ironic.”
http://www.ign.com/blogs/aatripura/2013/01/30/the-20-greatest-guitarists-of-all-time/
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Community Provided
This is a section for quotes that I missed this month. If you've seen a good one around, then comment with the quote, its author, and a link to give us the context. I'll update the post when I can to include them all, and then we'll take a vote on the best community provided quote.
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ShinjiTakeyama
"So is your penis, you don't hear me complaining.”
http://www.ign.com/blogs/ryanpalmer/2013/01/15/can-the-video-game-industry-thrive-this-year
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SinfulSoxfan84
“My circumcision was a fashion statement.”
http://www.ign.com/blogs/hollywood141/2013/01/22/thoughts-on-atheism-by-penn-jillette
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“I was going to kill you, then I realized you were ironic.”
-Yogotosleepnow
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