I've not slept in two days.
In the wee hours this morning, I finished a ten page paper for my Government class about presidential ad campaigns from the 1960s.
I increased the weight and did an extra set in every stage of my workout this morning at the gym.
I went to the Government class, turned in the paper, and then fought the urge to sleep for 55 minutes while the professor went on and on about being a part of a caucus. And by that I mean he spent 55 minutes telling us the story of how when he was younger he participated in a caucus with two other people four times his age.
I then came home and wrote another paper in 35 minutes for another class that was due about 3 minutes from when I submitted it online and does not accept any late submissions.
And now I'm racing to put up a post on this account to buff up my quote count for the month before I have to leave for work tonight.
And did I mention that I did all this and had two tall glasses of whiskey this morning with a half of a sammich for breakfast in between the gym and the government class, and that's been my only food so far today?
How am I feeling today?
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