Welcome one and all to the Quote Of The Month feature! By now, you all should know the drill, but for you newbies out there, I'll explain what this is and how it works.
Every time I post, I include a quote at the bottom of my blog. This quote is from a comment a MyIGN user has made on a blog somewhere. At the end of the month, I compile every quote I've used in that month and you guys vote for your favorites in three categories. Each quote can only win one award per month. The winner of the big award will have a header made featuring their quote and the award. This user will have the option to use the header themself, or if they don't, I might use it myself for the month. The three categories you can vote for are:
Quote Of The Month: This award is for your favorite quote of the month. This is the big award whose winner will have a header made.
Worst Quote To Say To Children: A child's innocence is their most precious possession. The winner of this award is the one that will destroy that the most.
Best Out-Of-Context Quote Of The Month: This is pretty simple. Many of the quotes I use are perfectly fine in their normal context, and only become funny or absurd when they stand alone. This award is for the quote that sees the most dramatic change between being within its context and being taken from it.
As a special benefit, each quote below is linked to the post it came from. Search the comments sections of those posts to see how they were originally used.
Since links still don't work, and I'm too lazy to hyperlink every quote in Word, the URL is listed with the quote. Also, because I wasn't so active this month, I decided to buff up the number of candidates by having a bunch of quotes in this post that were not used in my previous posts. Yes, I broke my own rules. Don't worry, I arrested myself.
And now that all is explained, here are the candidates for October.
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Dekatron5791 (QuOTM)
"I feel weird. I am disgusted and aroused at the same time."
http://www.ign.com/blogs/sng-ign/2012/10/23/chestburster-costume#disqus_thread
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fliadaloisio
"Not Cold = No Beer"
http://www.ign.com/blogs/fliadaloisio/2012/10/29/developers-are-leaving-the-building#disqus_thread
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footree
“The hippo makes it legit…”
http://www.ign.com/blogs/joseomatic/2012/10/22/myign-doodle-pals-wa5t3land/
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FozzyTheGamer
“Dear God...I think we agree on something. I'm scared.”
http://www.ign.com/blogs/fozzythegamer/2012/10/01/resident-evil-6-is-shit-2/
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GodOfMoogles
"...prepare to have that love crushed by my hands."
http://www.ign.com/blogs/godofmoogles/2012/10/28/wtf-is-bob-thinking#disqus_thread
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LadyShadowheart
“Oh, fine. I see how it is. Just ignore my hipster "irony".”
http://www.ign.com/blogs/kasumi_/2012/10/13/having-breasts-doesnt-suck
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LeCambrioleur (BOCQOTM)
“Don't worry. I was drunk. I don't even remember…”
http://www.ign.com/blogs/dillaweezer/2012/10/16/just-a-quick-feel-good-blog#disqus_thread
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militaryveterangamer
"Okay, now that's just lazy...yet strangely interesting."
http://www.ign.com/blogs/sng-ign/2012/10/23/chestburster-costume#disqus_thread
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